How Do I actually Contact Support?

I tried “Contact Us” but just get sent to an outdated support page searching for articles that don’t exist. I want to contact a human being! Thanks.

Answering my own question: Either Mac Safari was blocking pop-ups, or my ad-blocking software was blocking the Support bubble at bottom right of most pages. Not sure why ad block would mis-categorize that. Hope this solution helps people.

You can click on Support on the bottom of this page. It will take you to:

There is a blue icon on the lower right-hand side of the page. Click on that and then “Ask” and you will be presented with a form to fill out your request. A human will get back to you.